Week In Review – Not Your Average Bucket List
I would love to have a whole weekend off soon.
Today I finally got happy about fall.
When I threw a cape over my crappy, worn-out,
mix-matched, around-the-house clothes
so I could go to the grocery store.
Once again I’m reminded that recipes
work out best for me
when I follow them.
I got my furnace fixed today,
and I quickly realized there is a super fine line between
being too cold in the house to want to do anything
and too warm in the house to want to do anything.
Today I got locked in a bathroom, and the first thing
I thought was that now I can say that’s happened to me!
It’s the kind of comedy you see in movies and tv,
but most people in their whole lives will never
get locked in a bathroom
In another tv, movie and YouTube-worthy comedy first,
today I rolled off the back of a treadmill
and found myself on my ass on the floor.
Yes I did.
I dropped my phone on the treadmill, and when
I looked down at it, I just stopped walking…
What a doofus.
Sometimes I make mistakes,
and by sometimes I mean quite often.
And by quite often, I mean all the time.
Any odd things on your real or imaginary bucket list?