Name My Kitty
Huh? What’s a euphemism?
Anyway…
Here’s the thing: my cat doesn’t have a name. And I am a really, really bad pet name thinker-upper.
When she was first given to me, we didn’t get along so well. I was super frustrated with her and she seemed less than happy to be with me and Louis.
I didn’t like the name she came with, “Baby”. And anyway it wasn’t her real name – some things like that you can just tell are all wrong. So I ended up calling her kitty all the time.
I finally decided that would just be her name. Kitty.
But now…
Now I luuurrrv her.
And I just feel wrong calling her kitty. I always knew that was a placeholder, not her real name.

You talkin’ to me, lady? Cause I don’t answer to “hey you”.
My problem is I have no idea what her real name is.
I need help finding it.

I know it’s out there somewhere. If you’d let me out, I could find it for myself.
I’m pretty sure it’s multi-syllable. And it may start with a C. But maybe not.
That’s all I got.
We need your help!
What do you think her name should be?
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