Let ‘er rip!
Do you ever get excited by your own stinkiness?
I mean, do you ever let one go and a second later think something like,
“Man, that is just magnificently foul!”
And you’re real happy and proud of yourself, because “Yeah, I did that,”
and your awesomeness is just so totally beyond compare,
no matter where it came from.
.
Me neither.
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steadily skipping stones 
Not me personally, but I know a group of boys who would adamantly reply, “YES!”
Haha – I’ve known little boys and plenty of big boys who say yes!
Well, I cannot say that I have ever experienced this myself. But as someone already said, I can remember some young nephews who had contests over such achievements! And you brought back a silly memory with my mom. When I was maybe 10 or so and my sister must have been 12, we were with Mom on a rare time together during the day doing something girly with makeup and hair at mom’s dresser and mirror. Mom let one loose. We were surprised, but really started giggling when Mom then recited this little poem: “Let your farts fly whereever you be, for holding one in is what almost killed me!”
That’s hilarious! I love it! What a fun memory.
You are so silly today. My father would have loved this post. He very much enjoyed a good fart…his and anyone else’s.
It ran through my head after I walked into a stinky restroom. Which is unpleasant, and maybe too much information, but after a post like this, I don’t think I have room to be embarrassed about anything I say in the comments, haha.
I wonder who started all the silliness about bodily noises? it’s the one thing nobody is “adult” about.
Boots,
I’m not one of these guys that gets a charge out of farting, but they can be fun at times – mostly for the reactions people have. I have always said that half of Gastrointestinal Physicians would be out of work tomorrow if women would just fart when they need to. I’m definately with Patti’s Mom on this. You should do an informal poll on women’s fart frequency as gas comes and how the level of belly issues compares between the Let er rips and the only squeak quietly when alones.
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There’s a guy at work who loves to fart just to get a reaction out of us girls. Boys will be boys, I guess. And I agree, be kind to your neighbors, but don’t get yourself into too much of a twist over it, haha!
wow, all i can do is shake my head! 🙂 But as the others said, boys love that kind of thing! My nephew especially! He is all about talking about his poots and his poos! Yeah he is a lovely child! 🙂
Haha – boy children are a treat and delight.
My son commented the other night that my fart was ‘sleek’. I thought it was a nice compliment, since he says his dad’s farts are gross, ‘like an old man’s’. Hehe. 🙂
lol! What a great way to describe a fart – I can almost see it, being caressed by the air as it slides by, like a mink or a fox stole or something. (Imitation, naturally.)
Haha, yes exactly.
Uh, no. Never. I enjoy a good run, but smelliness is never a factor in how satisfied I feel afterwards! Gross is always gross.
Haha! True.
Not publicly, no. Too much information? 😛