the Infinite Monkey speaks: alternative power sources
Random brilliance from across the blogosphere…
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The way we are currently trying to squeeze a few kw of power from a wind mill is grossly inefficient when you calculate cost and maintenance. If we secure a heard of ZOMBIES to power generating tread mills, and hang a nice juicy hunk of meat in the front with a person taunting them, they will go forever. We might evolve to the point that each new home has its own ZOMBIE power generation facility, obviously it will need to be heavily secured. The power source will be endless, you will only need to swap out a few ZOMBIES when the parts fall off, but that will be easy and free.
– Spiritual Zombie
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steadily skipping stones 
Just like a hamster! :’D
But with more energy producing capabilities, of course.
I know! I can picture the zombie on the hamster wheel so well!
And then his arm falls off. Oh well – there will be plenty of zombies to choose from. Besides, he can still walk without an arm.
“And then his arm falls off. Oh well – there will be plenty of zombies to choose from. Besides, he can still walk without an arm.” – YES, lol! But you know, before you know it, some Zombie Rights Activists will appear on the scene. They were but human at one point of time, they will claim.
Haha – you’re right!
Have you seen this? http://feedthezombiechildren.org/
Lol. That’s an interesting blog. I read that article about Luigi’s death, and I wonder: So how exactly does a zombie die?
Is it due to an injury to their brains? Do we have headless zombies or not?
Very cool. Until now I had not really liked zombies! ; )
I’m still zombie chicken, but I’m starting to like them more and more myself!
Oh, Michelle, you and your zombies. Now we at least know what to do with them when the Zombie Apocalypse occurs.
I know. I’m actually getting into zombies a lot, LOL. Still totally scared of them, but really fascinated. So actually, that’s the same as it ever was.
So zombies are better than solar panels. Love it!
Definitely! They go day and night.