Week in Review – No Time
At my work, the public restroom
is in our break room. It’s gross.
Note to stranger:
Please don’t comment on my food
on your way into the bathroom.
PS: I can hear whether you washed
your hands or not.
I have four clocks in my house,
and no matter how many times I set them,
they all say something different.
I’m having a terrible time
keeping up with blogs I want to read,
much less the one I’m supposed to write.
When you pull to the side of the road
for an emergency vehicle,
be decent and let everyone get back on.
This is not an opportunity to literally
ambulance-chase yourself to the front of the line.
Back home after house-sitting
at my sister’s.
Good-bye, cable tv.
I’ll miss you most of all, DVR.
Me: “It sold on the first day?”
Realtor: “It was $75,000.”
Me: “I know.”