What to do if you think you’re in a scary movie
Go Looking For It
People always heap scorn on the dim-witted but beautiful and busty blonde who walks up the stairs when she hears something go bump in the night. She’s cautious. She’s got her peepers (eyes, dirt-brain) popped and her head is tilted just so (better to hear you with, my dear). And up she goes.
Now, we all know she’s walking right into the arms of death, so we tell her to “stop, stupid! He’s gonna git you.” Of course she never listens. continue reading…
steadily skipping stones 