Year of Quotes No. 20

May 15
Apr 27
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Life is like a box of chocolates. You inhale the first twenty or so without thinking, then you stick your thumb in the rest to make sure there’s no coconut. And then you pretty much eat them, too.
– Mike Is Happy
from:
If I leave a note for the vending machine guy that says,
“Fix E-7 so I can get at the Pop Tarts or I will murder you,” do I need help?
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