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the Infinite Monkey speaks: a box of chocolates

Random brilliance from across the blogosphere…

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You inhale the first twenty or so without thinking, then you stick your thumb in the rest to make sure there’s no coconut. And then you pretty much eat them, too.

– Mike Is Happy

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If I leave a note for the vending machine guy that says,
“Fix E-7 so I can get at the Pop Tarts or I will murder you,” do I need help?

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  1. Mike is Happy's avatar

    Wow, thanks for that. Almost makes the extra pound and a half I gained before writing it worth it.

    April 27, 2012
    • fmichellemoran's avatar

      Haha! You’re very welcome. I thought the whole post was funny, but that bit really made me laugh. I think I have something else of yours on the list to post, too.

      April 27, 2012
  2. happysherlock's avatar

    Haha love this! 🙂

    April 27, 2012
    • fmichellemoran's avatar

      I know! As soon as I read that, I thought, “man, he’s got me pegged”.

      April 27, 2012
  3. Zen and Genki's avatar

    Wow, how’d it take me this long to come upon THAT nugget of brilliance?! Love this post 🙂
    anne

    April 30, 2012
  4. Mind Margins's avatar

    Genius truth!

    April 30, 2012

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